Can I just say FUCK YOU to the shit head who stole the window wiper from my car. Fortunately I noticed it this wet evening en route to get some air put in the tyres and not on a stormy foreign highway...
And while I'm at it, instead of saying "this isn't a playground you know" to the two macho East European youths sounding loudly off and shoving each other boisterously on the way home this evening until one pushed the other into me, meekly minding my business along with the other tube passengers, can I add FUCK YOU TOO.
It's about respect really, isn't it? Where's the progress, Tony?
Thursday, November 03, 2005
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Hold on, they stole one window wiper?
Actually, yes. Considerately the wiper on the passenger side, so maybe respect ain't altogether dead!
Whoo-hoo we're gonna have to re-name you Kelvin Mackenzie!
And by the way for anyone interested in Ross Kemp can I just say that the bovver boots, jeans and baldy head were always a giveaway.
One can just imagine the scene as RW calls the subs desk before bursting in yelling "so you fancy a bit of a stab in the dark do ya?" - oh sorry that was the News Quiz wasn't it...
File under What won't be front page in The Sun tomorrow
Without wishing to indulge in any one-upmanship.......
I was held up at gunpoint by two guys over the weekend. Said guys, after relieving us of our cash then bundled us all into the gents (all this happened in the friendly neighborhood bistro). It was actually so we didn't witness the getaway, but you can imagine what was going through our minds at the time.
Put things into perspective?
Simon
No.
Crikey Simon where is your bistro?
Meanwile it seems that sadly Nick is still unconsolable (or incontextualisable?) - I was rather hoping that he was still on our side of the irony rubicon but I fear he is dancing in the manner of a crazed Blunkett toward Petulance Street via Self-Pity Way and walking on the right side of it too!!!
Snap out of it man its a windscreen wiper and the nationality of boisterous youth is an irrelevance, schnapps consumption notwithstanding!
Finally please don't go encouraging the government to try and legislate every detail of our behaviour - that surely is society's job, or do you really want to reintroduce the old 1970s offence of 'being in possession of a foreign accent and a funny hairstyle'?!
Bistro. There's a word you don't hear very often these days. It sounds rather like that bistro in The Godfather where young Corleone did for the corrupt Irish cop.
the nationality of boisterous youth is an irrelevance
He's right take the pill.
Genuine French-owned cafe-restaurant-bar, where its not uncommon to find the odd three-starred Michelin chef hanging out, the food is so good. Especially recommended is the home-made pate.
Admittedly, Mexico is a long way to come for it. but I gather we're getting a bit trendy these days - Damien Hirst, Ian Brown, old Paxo's brother the new ambassador bringing added high profile...........
Anyway, really, Nick. Get a grip !!! Maybe the quiet life in Belgium is making you get a bit flabby (metaphorically if not literally).
S
As an Anglo-Polish friend said to me the other day: "I get sick of sitting on the bus listening to Poles slagging off the English and talking about how stupid they are."
The little I know of the Slavic tongue seems to bear this out, though much of what I have understood has usually to do with how much they hate black people.
The two young men were clearly expressing their contempt for the rest of us meek Londoners in a similar, if more physical, fashion. Why should it be forbidden to refect this? Or would it be okay, Gordon and Chris, if I had said they were Americans?
But anyway, a weekend away and I've cheered up now.
You can say it, but I don't think they're listening.
Can I just use this opportunity to say FUCK YOU to whoever stole the valve-caps off the wheels on one side of my van and then, a week later when the van was parked facing the other direction, stole the valve caps off that side too.
Obviously what this calls for are new laws specifically outlawing the theft of windscreen wipers and valve caps. Are you listening, Tony?
welcome to telegraph world nick!
a world populated by dodgy foreign types and hooded yoofs. lock 'em all up or at least bring back national service. it's the only language they understand(apart from polish)
yours, disgusted of tonbridge wells!!
well, at least i'm posting....
I'd contribute but I don't know how. And I lead such an uneventful life anyway ..........
Anybody want to hear about my experiences with Colombian prostitutes?
Simon
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