According to archive files Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes.
Stalin reportedly told the scientist: "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."
Well who doesn't. Cutting down on the food bill was obviously an issue for Joe, what with millions dying after the failure of collectivization in the 1930s. You get the feeling he would have loved Lord or the Rings, wait with the whole ape like army of grunts on the march.
You can see it now. Stalin at the Politburo as he bangs the table "Together my ape men and I will rule the world".
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2 comments:
Every time I go to the zoo the apes there are always preoccupied with wanking themselves silly or eating their own shit. Army life should be a doddle.
Yeah but in the army you have to make other people...
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